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I eat trolls for breakfast. MMMM! Yuuuummmy. In MY tummy. Come all trolls and meet your eater.
Must not be very many trolls. I shall starve. -_- Not a troll to eat and not a living soul to give other food suggestions. What is this world coming to??? 8_8
I don't think the trolls are gonna come if you threaten to eat them ;)
a Troll posse is somethin ya gotta organize
Will ye elp round 'em up lard?
Marinated with white wine? Or sauce?
Mmmm yes delicious. Hey lezz cook some, :)
Some picture of a snake posted on my wall a week ago that said I was a troll?
I'm not sure even what that means? I'm almost positive I'm a great, harmless kid, so I'm sure they didn't mean anything but goodness from that comment.
You don't know what a troll is? There are two kinds. The yummy kind. And the insecure internet kids that try to make people angry or sad for their own pleasure and respect.(on the internet) Down plays their respect though; they are so stupid.
I don't think I'm either of those two. I wonder if there's a third choice?
Yeah I don't think you are any kind of troll. :P
@Xelf, your Eminem hoodie scares off the real Trolls. Try changing that photo.
HAha. YEp. ThAts ok.
...and then there is the kind that think that there is a third kind...
Says the guy with the LOTR username? You ought to know better...
Here's the 3rd KIND!!
lol I do... it's just that most people don't
And they are extremely silly ones I might add...
Glorfindel, I liked the Lord of the Rings movies, too. BUT the one thing I couldn't stand was Elijah Wood saying "oooooh Sam. Sam. Oooooooh Sam" at the end of every dialogue line he had.
AAAAAAHHHH YUCK!!! That drove me crazy.
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