I didn't mean to do it.  I really didn't.

But the gun I gave him... it had small parts... and *sobs* they are a choking hazard! OMG I was only trying to help the little guy out... I never meant this to happen.  I hope his parents will forgive me.  

I can't believe I have robbed the world of its greatest chess cheater.  I feel... empty without him here.  Its almost like the world lost some colours and nothing matters anymore.  I'm sorry everyone, next time I'll make sure to read the warning labels.

lol nice post, if only you really did that

Haha, yeah.