there you go:

lol

That didden't tell why...

lol dude

thts major LOL MAN THTS FUNNY

L.O.L. or L>O>L>

that is funny!!!

that was funny, but on a serious note, I have never not landed on my feet

 then ill push you down

bring it, I have been pushed, trip, shoved, and even thrown out a second story window, and landed on my feet. I may have rolled after that, but I landed on my feet.

That's a good one! 

well to try and answer the question of why cats land on their feet. (or more strictly paws)

They have two things in their favour - light weight and air resistance (like a parachute). so they very quickly reach their terminal velocity and after that descend at a constant rate instead of accelerating. (gives them more time to react)

next they are very flexible so can twist an amazing amount whilst using their tail as a counterbalance. If you have ever tried holding on to a struggling cat you will know exactly what i mean. This allows them to rotate just the right amount to come down upright.

they do however require a minimum distance to achieve this so if you drop them from a very low height (about 7 feet, 2 metres i believe) they will not make it to their paws.

???? ok.