Its not easy without help.

because it was a byow restarant

what kind of gun

YES OR NO QUESTIONS ONLY

can u TELL ME?

because 5 minutes beforehand a guy came in and said the next man who comes in to order a water is going to try and kill you.

do they know each other? is it a real gun?

no

no they dont and yes.

was the man asking for the drink because he was thirsty?

not exactly

JUST TELL ME

That's not Yes or No.

I guess thinking is out of the question for you.

Quite obvious. The fellow had been stung in the thigh area by a sea urchin.

Being a gentleman, he maintained his cool, and calmly asked for some water, which would quickly trigger the flow of medicinal bodily fluids, and soothe his ailment.

The waiter, being a good one, was perceptive to his customer's condition, and found a more effective way to provide him with treatment. The gentleman's panic induced the release which he required, and, needing no other services, he retired to an afternoon of lounging.

The real question is, how did that urchin get him on the inner thigh... and did he tip the waiter, or stiff him?

I guess thinking seriously is out of the question for you.

{Edit} It was creative though.

I will when I think it is the answer. My brain tells me I've heard this one before but my brain doesn't know where the hell to look for the answer.

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she
was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.


I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot
of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.

he was explaining to his  wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. he said you're obviously not listening.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was
standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3
hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
local pet shop and they were $70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her
balance, so I pushed her over.

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was
sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that
guy's heading for a breakdown.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe
that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
"Bugger that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"