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  • 12 months ago · Quote · #101

    HessianWarrior

    killergirl101 wrote:

    doggy eater

    Not me, it's just a riddle.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #102

    winerkleiner

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #103

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #104

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

    Lol thanks, your turn...

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #105

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

    Lol thanks, your turn...

    I already gave an answer that might be plausible.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #106

    killergirl101

    TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #107

    chessgdt

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    chessgdt wrote:

    a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?

    His owner was hungry and desperate.

    no

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #108

    chessgdt

    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    no

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #109

    chessgdt

    killergirl101 wrote:

    TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

    Why should I? Others are still trying to come up with an answer, so only when everyone else gives up will I give the answer.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #110

    killergirl101

    ............................

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #111

    Hahnda

    he died of old age

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #112

    chessgdt

    no. You guys should stop guessing and start asking questions like" Did he die from natural causes?"

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #113

    winerkleiner

    Did he die from exposure?

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #114

    HessianWarrior

    Did he die from violence?

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #115

    chessgdt

    exposure to what and no

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #116

    winerkleiner

    Did someone step on his hot dog?

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #117

    chessgdt

    winerkleiner wrote:

    Did someone step on his hot dog?

    what the heck?

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #118

    HessianWarrior

    HessianWarrior wrote:

    Did he die from violence?

    Is there an answer to that?

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #119

    chessgdt

    i said no to that in post 116

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #120

    HessianWarrior

    chessgdt wrote:

    i said no to that in post 116

    Didn't realize it was a two part answer?


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