I want to hear some good, funny jokes.

Hears mine:

Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Pain in the neck

sorry mine are to rude for this site

There is a man in a park playing chess with a cat. A crowd gathers and says "Wow that's a really smart cat!" The man says, "Smart! Are you kidding! I'm leading three games to one!"

The others are also too rude