Okay this your opportunity to hash over the battles between you and the one you are hooked up with. It has to be humorous; not anyone beating the snot out of the other one.

This one happened to me a few years back. When I woke up in the Morning I had just had a bad dream. When the wife awoke I told her "Geezz, I really had a bad dream this morning". She says "Oh yeah what was it"? 

"I dreamt you were going to leave me and I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

She quips, "What was so bad about that?"

With no hesitation I told her "The part where I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

Then what did trysts say?

"Forget the dream and the coffee, let's have a beer."

She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

She is only warming up the engine, full throttle comes later.