Alright, this is quite a challenge, but are you Lisa Presley in a movie called Lisa Lives Lustfully?

 That is quite an admission and a huge feat if you can pull that off.  And a god of wine?  What's your next movie gig? 

Erm, well you got one part right.  lol

Joan Jett that's a compliment and a nice talent.

Hmmm I hope she's not watching but I thought of her as a 55 yeal old blonde drinker, smoking herb and watching old movies.  Will Trysts show her true identity soon?

lol  Sharon?

She could surprise me.....

No.  :)

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*

 Where is she?   At a celebrity party?

 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?

In the Steradent, on the night-table

 Hmmm still skeptical, where's your Papal Tiara?

Thanks to Winerkleiner for this Interesting topic. However for some of us the simple truth is that we are technologically challenged. That is to say it is easier to not get confused and mad by trying to get a photo put up. In addition I like having the Chess Pawn next to my name as I've only been a very small pawn and/or peon here on this little planet out in the middle of nowhere ( ie, this little planet in the little Milky Way Galaxy which is itself out in the middle of nowhere ). Plus in the German language the Pawn is called a Bauer a word which can also be used for peasant and so we have come to the bottom line ( a little peasant on the 3rd rock from our little sun, one of billions and no need for a photo  lol ).      

 But but but you are diminishing my theory that everyone here who do not post their picture is a celebrity.  You must be mistaken.  Come clean we come in peace and we will love you all the more!  

What if I'm just ugly?

Actually the real reason is because I think my avatar says a lot more about me than any photo.

 Lol, is that a hint to who you really are?  But wait he's someplace else.  Wait wait, if you rearrange your profile name, ponnupazoozu, you get?  A purple hippo sounds familar.  Are you The Donald?

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

Well then again we might just be on the run due to having made lots of cash on pyramid schemes and tho my internet location says Canada, The Bahamas might be a good place to keep out of sight. Now where is that piece of paper with the number for the account in Switzerland ---    

 So you are male, are your movies sub titled?  You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Ha that sounds fun! 

 I could be, someone said I had three nipples! Ha