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Miss or Mrs. Trysts, I notice you have no photo as well, which celebrity are you and what could possibly be your next gig?
I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett. lol Don't know why.
Joan Jett that's a compliment and a nice talent.
Hmmm I hope she's not watching but I thought of her as a 55 yeal old blonde drinker, smoking herb and watching old movies. Will Trysts show her true identity soon?
I'm famous and I have a picture.
My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*
She could surprise me.....
Where is she? At a celebrity party?
But he has teeth, where's your teeth?
In the Steradent, on the night-table
Hmmm still skeptical, where's your Papal Tiara?
Thanks to Winerkleiner for this Interesting topic. However for some of us the simple truth is that we are technologically challenged. That is to say it is easier to not get confused and mad by trying to get a photo put up. In addition I like having the Chess Pawn next to my name as I've only been a very small pawn and/or peon here on this little planet out in the middle of nowhere ( ie, this little planet in the little Milky Way Galaxy which is itself out in the middle of nowhere ). Plus in the German language the Pawn is called a Bauer a word which can also be used for peasant and so we have come to the bottom line ( a little peasant on the 3rd rock from our little sun, one of billions and no need for a photo lol ).
But but but you are diminishing my theory that everyone here who do not post their picture is a celebrity. You must be mistaken. Come clean we come in peace and we will love you all the more!
I've noticed alot of people here don't have a profile photo, there can only be one reason for this: You must be a celebrity. Since I am a movie buff and I love celebrities.......fess up, which one are you and what is your next gig?
I will believe anything and do anything you celebrities say,...but I won't do that!.
What if I'm just ugly?
Actually the real reason is because I think my avatar says a lot more about me than any photo.
reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.
someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"
john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".
Lol, is that a hint to who you really are? But wait he's someplace else. Wait wait, if you rearrange your profile name, ponnupazoozu, you get? A purple hippo sounds familar. Are you The Donald?
And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).
Well then again we might just be on the run due to having made lots of cash on pyramid schemes and tho my internet location says Canada, The Bahamas might be a good place to keep out of sight. Now where is that piece of paper with the number for the account in Switzerland ---
So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?
I've had two avatars. I'll let you take a guess.
Alright, this is quite a challenge, but are you Lisa Presley in a movie called Lisa Lives Lustfully?
Erm, well you got one part right. lol
Ha that sounds fun!
i'm bobbin, r u my mother?
I could be, someone said I had three nipples! Ha
As a citizen of the United States has it not occured to you that if a celebrity was a member of chess.com, they would rather walk on hot coals than NOT have their photograph displayed?
speaking of celebrities, this is so viral ...
Lol is Barbra still married to Mr. Barbra Streisand?
An ugly chess player, that's far fetched, but an ugly celebrity, hmmm Jamie Farr?
oh what can that be?
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