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I'm famous and I have a picture.
My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*
But he has teeth, where's your teeth?
In the Steradent, on the night-table
reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.
someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"
john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".
That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:
Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,
Who would have thought it?
She swears tis hers, and true she swears,
For I know where she bought it.
LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood?
No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum).
And that's in Hollywood? Trtsts in a big Hollywood shoper?
I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.
The Forum where Martial is likely to have hung out.
And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).
So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?
Don't know who these are.
And what makes you think I'm male?
I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett. lol Don't know why.
This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:
I love to find outfits at garage sales, flea markets, salvation army, and little privately-owned shops
You got me. I'm not really a Marine but I play one on TV.
Behind that smile beats the heart of a Dragoness. How do We know? She has three talons instead of five fingers on each hand. >:[
I had just watched "Sin Nombre" when that picture was taken. I was doing "gang signs"
Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?
Hmmm who is that skinny actress, oh yeah are you Twiggie? And what's your next big movie/gig? It can't be a buffet.
No, celebrities don't shop in those places.
We have another celebrity who has come forward amitting their chess involvement, Chess.com is proud to serve you, and feel free to invite your celebrity friends here! What's your next gig?
Because celebrities have hands and Sharron (Stone-Osbourne) is no exception.
Celebrities aren't in any gangs, except in West Side Story, were you in that movie? We need clues!
Hey now we aren't talking about what goes on at their parties, they need privacy also.
I didn't lie about my birthday in my profile.
Also, I don't follow celebrities.
So you are young, 19, and Bryce is nice (name). You could be that young singer Justin Bieber? And your chess rating is high for a celebrity!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber shows that I am not Justin Beiber (nice try though). I'll take the compliment about my rating anyway (thanks, lol).
Thanks for proving my point that celebrities don't suck and Star Wars is a good example.
Not Justin, ok give me another clue which celebrity you are.
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