No Profile Picture? You Must Be a Celebrity

20 months ago · Quote · #61
winerkleiner

corrijean wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

corrijean wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

corrijean wrote:

ponnupazoozu wrote:

rooperi wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*

But he has teeth, where's your teeth?

In the Steradent, on the night-table

reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".

That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.

LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood?

No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum).

And that's in Hollywood? Trtsts in a big Hollywood shoper?

I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.

The Forum where Martial is likely to have hung out.
20 months ago · Quote · #62
frrixz

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?
20 months ago · Quote · #63
trysts

LisaV wrote:

I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett. lol Don't know why.

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:
20 months ago · Quote · #64
trysts

corrijean wrote:

I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.

I love to find outfits at garage sales, flea markets, salvation army, and little privately-owned shops
20 months ago · Quote · #65
Gomer_Pyle

You got me. I'm not really a Marine but I play one on TV.
20 months ago · Quote · #66
Maxx_Dragon

trysts wrote:

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

Behind that smile beats the heart of a Dragoness. How do We know? She has three talons instead of five fingers on each hand. >:[
20 months ago · Quote · #67
trysts

Maxx_Dragon wrote:

trysts wrote:

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

Behind that smile beats the heart of a Dragoness. How do We know? She has three talons instead of five fingers on each hand. >:[

I had just watched "Sin Nombre" when that picture was taken. I was doing "gang signs"
20 months ago · Quote · #68
winerkleiner

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?
20 months ago · Quote · #69
winerkleiner

trysts wrote:

LisaV wrote:

I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett. lol Don't know why.

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

Hmmm who is that skinny actress, oh yeah are you Twiggie? And what's your next big movie/gig? It can't be a buffet.
20 months ago · Quote · #70
winerkleiner

trysts wrote:

corrijean wrote:

I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.

I love to find outfits at garage sales, flea markets, salvation army, and little privately-owned shops

No, celebrities don't shop in those places.
20 months ago · Quote · #71
trysts

winerkleiner wrote:

No, celebrities don't shop in those places.

Celebrities suck
20 months ago · Quote · #72
winerkleiner

Gomer_Pyle wrote:

You got me. I'm not really a Marine but I play one on TV.

We have another celebrity who has come forward amitting their chess involvement, Chess.com is proud to serve you, and feel free to invite your celebrity friends here! What's your next gig?
20 months ago · Quote · #73
winerkleiner

Maxx_Dragon wrote:

trysts wrote:

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

Behind that smile beats the heart of a Dragoness. How do We know? She has three talons instead of five fingers on each hand. >:[

Because celebrities have hands and Sharron (Stone-Osbourne) is no exception.
20 months ago · Quote · #74
winerkleiner

trysts wrote:

Maxx_Dragon wrote:

trysts wrote:

This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

Behind that smile beats the heart of a Dragoness. How do We know? She has three talons instead of five fingers on each hand. >:[

I had just watched "Sin Nombre" when that picture was taken. I was doing "gang signs"

Celebrities aren't in any gangs, except in West Side Story, were you in that movie? We need clues!
20 months ago · Quote · #75
winerkleiner

trysts wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

No, celebrities don't shop in those places.

Celebrities suck

Hey now we aren't talking about what goes on at their parties, they need privacy also.
20 months ago · Quote · #76
frrixz

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?

I didn't lie about my birthday in my profile.

Also, I don't follow celebrities.
20 months ago · Quote · #77
winerkleiner

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?

I didn't lie about my birthday in my profile.

Also, I don't follow celebrities.

So you are young, 19, and Bryce is nice (name). You could be that young singer Justin Bieber? And your chess rating is high for a celebrity!
20 months ago · Quote · #78
frrixz

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?

I didn't lie about my birthday in my profile.

Also, I don't follow celebrities.

So you are young, 19, and Bryce is nice (name). You could be that young singer Justin Bieber? And your chess rating is high for a celebrity!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber shows that I am not Justin Beiber (nice try though). I'll take the compliment about my rating anyway (thanks, lol).
20 months ago · Quote · #79
winerkleiner

ponnupazoozu wrote:

trysts wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

No, celebrities don't shop in those places.

Celebrities suck

Thanks for proving my point that celebrities don't suck and Star Wars is a good example.
20 months ago · Quote · #80
winerkleiner

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

winerkleiner wrote:

frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).

So you are male, are your movies sub titled? You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?

Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

Alright so Benoit Mandelbrot is male I am assuming and since you don't know those actors I list suggests your young. Are you male and young?

I didn't lie about my birthday in my profile.

Also, I don't follow celebrities.

So you are young, 19, and Bryce is nice (name). You could be that young singer Justin Bieber? And your chess rating is high for a celebrity!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber shows that I am not Justin Beiber (nice try though). I'll take the compliment about my rating anyway (thanks, lol).

Not Justin, ok give me another clue which celebrity you are.