I've noticed alot of people here don't have a profile photo, there can only be one reason for this: You must be a celebrity.  Since I am a movie buff and I love celebrities.......fess up, which one are you and what is your next gig?

I will believe anything and do anything you celebrities say,...but I won't do that!.

I'm Rodin's Thinker. My next gig is thinking.

Nice to meet you Rodin and it was a pleasure playing a game of chess with you, and thinking does suit you well.  My crystal ball sees maybe a movie of the week for you soon.    

Miss or Mrs. Trysts, I notice you have no photo as well, which celebrity are you and what could possibly be your next gig?

*tries to imagine trysts married*

 Oh oh she might be listening, if I had to guess she could be Cameron Diaz in disguise, we might never know.

I think she is " Hanoi" Jane Fonda.

 She could be or maybe Jane Curtain.  And I see you have a picture so you are safe!

No celebrity here.

 Me neither, but a lot of people here have no photos, they must be someone important.  Will they amit to it? 

Hmmm... why does this inherently make them someone famous?

I don't have a picture of me on here but my pic is instead of one of my geckos, Renfield. Does this make me famous? SWEET. I suppose I should speak as though I am superior to everyone here. I'll have a go at it, I guess.

All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

I AM ZEUS GOD OF THUNDER AND ALL THE SKY.

My next gig is probably going to involve impregnating a woman, letting her see my true form, which will cause her abode to be struck with fiery lightning killing her, but I'll take her unborn son and put him in a womb I created in my thigh, and then my son will become the god of wine and tragedy.

Or if I can fit into my schedule I'll probably just throw Hephaistos down to the earth for fun .

 I am a lost for words, which celeb are you?  Was your statement a clue?

The Dragon refuses to posts any photos of himself because some humans, the male of the species, when alcohol or testosterone intoxicated, or both,  believe they can prove their manhood by slaying a dragon. Inevitably they end up burnt, smoked, and fried and We are perceived as ruthless violent creatures, which We are, but only when provoked.

As for female humans, let Us just say that they find Us totally and completely irresistible, and We are only too happy to swive the lot of them after first burning, smoking, and frying their male counterparts. Needless to say this takes up much of Our time and energy which, at this point in Our careers We would rather spend playing chess. So rather than a real photo of Ourselves, which tend to rouse the passion of humans to absurd levels, We prefer to use an avatar. >:[

I am actually Schrodinger's cat. But I think I'll keep riding out this one gig. ;)

 Lol ok my crystal ball deductions have ruled me to believe that you are male and you wish not to be identified your true celebrity self.  Fair enough, but give us a clue-who's your agent? 

 I am trying to recall which famous person known Albert Einstein, if I can solve that mystery I think your true identity will be revealed.  Still a quandary.

I've had two avatars.  I'll let you take a guess.  

I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett.  lol   Don't know why.