Socialism

You have two cows – you give one to your neighbor.

Communism

You have two cows – the government takes them both and gives you the milk.

Fascism

You have two cows – the government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism

You have two cows – the government takes both and shoots you.

Capitalism

You have two cows – you sell one and buy a bull.

Trade unionism

You have two cows – they take them from you, shoot one, milk the other and throw the milk away.

Moral

Don’t have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.

 P.S: just for fun....

lol v funny & sarcastic

thank you friend.

You forgot one

U.S. - Your incompetency causes your cows to die, but the government bails you out anyway.

hahaha I wish my teachers would have explained it this way