Quality of topics in decline

Do you wanna post on the forum?
I’m sure you’ve lots to say
I never see you on here any more
But you logged in lots before
It's like you've gone away-
I remember all those great threads
Distant memories now
I’m still waiting for you to say “Hey!”
Do you wanna post on the forum?
And save me from all this bordom.

You think I’m a troll? Okay, maybe another day...

Do you wanna make a post now?
Or maybe play some chess
I think your presence here is overdue
I've started making posts to
Distract myself, but I digress
I’ve started talking to no one
I’m so glum,

Why people still come here is anyone’s guess….

Why are the posts on here so poor?
Has everyone forgotten how to have fun?
They say things will improve but I don’t see it
I might as well just quit, I’m just about done
People need to be more funny
Till you return hunny
You were always the special one ….

Do you wanna make a post now?

Is this a poem, Soorat?!

Just a wild guess because of the font-family: serif;

But, I agree with you - good quality topics are hurt by low quality posts like this one, sorry.

lol to be fair i think this is probably a low quality thread

which i guess is a bit ironic

Sounds like you lack a purpose, friend. Let's talk ; )

peace~

Wow I make one post and I'm being offered therapy ...

And so I write another thread on here

Destined to not be seen

And anyone who sees it,

Hasn’t a clue about what I mean

I just feel like expressing myself in a Disney type song

Never meant any harm, is this so wrong?

Doesn’t matter much, no one will see

This thread will disappear into obscurity

Why waste my time? With not much to show …

But still words flow!

Make a thread, make a thread 

One people are bound to ignore

Make a thread, make a thread

Trying hard not to bore!

I don't care

What trolls are going to say

It’s time we improved the forum,

Before the memories of good posts goes away…

It's funny how the same posts  

Keep getting restarted over and over again

No originality anymore

No wonder trolls seem to reign

It's time to see what we can do 

To revolutionise this forum top to toe

No right, no wrong, just posting things actually funny!

Make a thread, make a thread

Try to make other smile

Make a thread, make a thread

Instead of trying to be vile

Here I stand

Like Gandalf said

No trolls may pass!

And while I know my wishes will be ignored by everyone 

There just one more verse left – so I’m nearly done

Last time I ask now write me a good thread

Now I’m almost gone,

Have you heard a word I’ve said?

Make a thread, make a thread

Where all the good ones went is a mystery 

Make a thread, make a thread

One that will go down in history

Here I stand

Making a plea today

It’s time we improved the forum,

Before the memories of good posts goes away…

Bomb!!!

Can you make a song out of it and upload it to YouTube? Chart potential!

lol - i think Disney beat me to it

Another musical parody Soorat?

I don't know much Disney I'm afraid you'll have to give me a clue.

Soorat, queen of the swingers,

Shaking her hips

Black glasses on her head

Menacing kisses on her lips.

I didn't know 'Queen of the Swingers' was an honorary title

So which disney movie are these songs a parody of?

Looks like you bring the poet out in everyone Soorat

@chessfan : jungle book. Baloo the bear is the king of the monkeys..

Swinging was very innocent in those days.

lol if no one can guess what the tunes are from i guess its not a very good "parody".

oh well - perhaps this is the type of thread that i was complaining about ...

I guess musical threads aren't to everyone's taste but I enjoy your threads.

If you want a popular thread you just have to ask people a random question like this OP did.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/what-is-your-favorite-food

Threads like this are always popular even if they are slightly less sophisticated.

Anyway which Disney movie are these songs from?

: )

Sounds like a bit of Frozen to me... well done soorat92. 

I agree... good forums are hard to find, although, some may start off well, and then once certain members start posting...  They die a slow death.  It takes a good OP to control a forum, one who won't take the nonsense but at the same time doesn't stop good debate.