This question's been bothering me like an itch in the butt that you can't reach for in public or else risk utter embarrassment. Well, I'm finally tackling the itch in my butt. And please, nobody take any offense at this question - no offense is meant.

When Jesus took a dump (i.e. defecation), was it considered Holy Crap?

Once again, nobody take offense at this. Do, however, laugh at me. =D

Of course it was! As a matter of fact, when Jesus took a dump, all of the disciples would come running to pick the Holy Crap up, for it was sacred. As they ran to Jesus' location of relief, they would scream, "Holy crap (!) - Holy crap!!!"

P.S. My apologies for the redundancy of this post; but I am too lazy and too crappy a comedian to think of new jokes.

 Lol...

You know, that is friggin awesome. I have been wondering how they came up with the term "holy crap".  NOW I KNOW. Oh and by the way, there is nothing to be embarassed about when you scratch your butt in public. It is just as bad as women fixing their bathing suits in public. It is just as sexy to. Oooo, Yeah scratch it, yeah. :) Keepem coming Doc

It depends, was this before he made up the idea that demons causes diseases, instead of telling us the truth about germs (He really could have saved alot children/women dying from childbirth there!), and killed 50 innocent pigs to prove it?

I am sure it was considered , but at the time nobody knew about it.

lol rotfl lmao

i thought holy crap came from god.. you know, when he took a dump and his crap falls from the sky, people start shouting holy crap!!!!