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Rael Is Back!!!


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #1

    zankfrappa


         Which is more exciting, the return of Rael or the return of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer after his lonely trek with that pesky little dentist elf?

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #2

    artfizz

    Shhh - don't tell anyone.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #3

    Enormous_Gastropod

    You don't need to see his identification.

    These aren't the droids you're looking for.

    He can go about his business.

    Move along.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #4

    zankfrappa

    Update:  This isn't Rael, it's Rae1, we've been tricked!!!

    I still say it's really cheater_1.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #5

    artfizz

    zankfrappa wrote:

    Update:  This isn't Rael, it's Rae1, we've been tricked!!!

    I still say it's really cheater_1.


    There must be 50 ways to determine whether this is the real Rael or just a Laer.

    Method #1: Ask Rae1/Rael/Laer to compose a poem and compare it with Rael's published canon.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #6

    Rae1

    I've just posted 3 in the Poets and Writers group.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #7

    Enormous_Gastropod

    I demand a DNA sample.

    And a large sum of unmarked, non-sequential US dollars in a paper bag placed beside the third trash can in the west parking lot of Balboa Park between 2:00 and 2:17AM tonight.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #8

    artfizz

    Enormous_Gastropod wrote: I demand a DNA sample....

    This is a worrying development. Do you have a DNA sample from before that you can compare it with - or are you planning to clone Rael?

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #9

    AnthonyCG

    We'll have to send the away team back in time to see what Rael did while he wasn't at chess.com.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #10

    artfizz

    What puzzles me, given it was such an advanced civilization, is why the portal did not look more like this ...

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #11

    AnthonyCG

    Someone took down the christmas lights.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #12

    artfizz

    Which episode was that lighted portal from?

    (I hope Rael wasn't hanging out with Joan Collins.)

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #13

    AnthonyCG

    It was an episode called "City on the Edge of Forever."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNNQMIjjWgQ


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #14

    artfizz

    ... and the other portal was from "All Our Yesterdays" ?

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #15

    AnthonyCG

    I thought it was the same episode! It might be a promo picture. Maybe Borgqueen will know.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #16

    BorgQueen

    Not quite, sadly, I don't remember all TOS episodes nearly enough... it was too long ago and I can't enjoy them that much now, I laugh too much at the "tech".  I know TNG and Voyager pretty well though... and the movies of course.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #17

    Enormous_Gastropod

    artfizz wrote:
    Enormous_Gastropod wrote: I demand a DNA sample....

    This is a worrying development. Do you have a DNA sample from before that you can compare it with - or are you planning to clone Rael?


    He had a strange habit of sending me his old toothbrushes. I'm still trying to figure out what obscure literary allusion he was referencing.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #18

    Enormous_Gastropod

    Enormous_Gastropod wrote:

    And a large sum of unmarked, non-sequential US dollars in a paper bag placed beside the third trash can in the west parking lot of Balboa Park between 2:00 and 2:17AM tonight.


    To whomever left the paper bag in the west parking lot of Balboa Park at 2:09 AM last night, thanks, but next time let the ink dry before you stack the bills together.

  • 5 years ago · Quote · #19

    HyperLucid


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