okay, everyone here post a random fact.

example: did you know that turtles breathe through their butts?

 

i'll post two:

-my life would be so much easier if i was a hermaphrodite.

-hammerhead sharks can reproduce asexually, which maybe i could do if i was a herm. 

lmfao.....ok....umm

-i wonder if enimem is allergic to m&m's?

Women who eat Cherrios are more likely to have a boy

Peanuts areone of the ingredients in dynamite.

The longest one syllable word in the English language is "Screeched".

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Rubber bands last longer when Refridgerated.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

An Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain.

No words in the English Language rhyme with month,orange,silver,or purple.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

It is impossible to sneeze w/ your eyes open.

A Polar bear actually has black skin and clear fur.

More people are killed by donkeys than by airplanes, yearly.

Shakespeare invented over 1700 words in the English Language.

No President of the U.S. was an only child.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

Eskimos use Refridgerators to keep food from freezing.

Women blink nearly twice as many times as men.

A Cockroach can live 9 days without it's head before starving to death.

A Snail can sleep for 3 years straight.

cubfan2 wrote:

Peanuts areone of the ingredients in dynamite.

The longest one syllable word in the English language is "Screeched".

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Rubber bands last longer when Refridgerated.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

An Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain.

No words in the English Language rhyme with month,orange,silver,or purple.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

It is impossible to sneeze w/ your eyes open.

A Polar bear actually has black skin and clear fur.

More people are killed by donkeys than by airplanes, yearly.

Shakespeare invented over 1700 words in the English Language.

No President of the U.S. was an only child.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

Eskimos use Refridgerators to keep food from freezing.

Women blink nearly twice as many times as men.

A Cockroach can live 9 days without it's head before starving to death.

A Snail can sleep for 3 years straight.

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 but my cousin abagunth schplorange gave me a purple nurple after i insulted his invention, the drilver...it's used to drill for silver or sumtin.

And a "Nurple" is?!

Fact, a cheater is the fastest land animal. I think a purple Nurple is were you pinch someone or something. ?

rich wrote: Fact, a cheater is the fastest land animal. I think a purple Nurple is were you pinch someone or something. ?

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You Mean a "Cheetah" is the fastest land animal @ 70mph. not a "cheater".

it's the way the british pronounce cheetah

cubfan2 wrote: And a "Nurple" is?!rich is almost there..a purple nurple is when you pinch and twist on ones nipple.

But "Nurple" by itself is not a word in the English language.

that 11% of americans can't find the usa on a map, and over 60% can't find the uk on a map. (i can fing both)

you can "Fing" Both?

that sounds like a personal problem

that was a typo, not lack of spelling skills