What does a pickle and jellyfish have in common??

Nope! Just randomness! Go throw something out there!

How many coconuts does it take to make an apple

Why didn't I go to bed?

They both dry up left in the sun?

Pickle & jellyfish...  I wouldn't want to eat either.

Chess boards make great cakes!!

Zombies play chess but only move forward

Cake is a lie

Horror movie chess set:

Pawns: Zombies/Mummies

Bishops: Ghosts

Knights: Headless Horseman

Rooks: Jason Voorhees

Queen: Carrie

King: Dracula

Balloons ate my Mother!!! SOMEONE!! ANYONE!!! CATCH THE BALLOONS!! THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, have no fear. I, Indiana Ballooneater, am here

Oh! I am so glad to see you Indiana Ballooneater! How are you going to destroy the man eating balloons? There all small Chuck Noris's!!

You lie!!! Your mother is in TEXAS!!! Ha ha! Congratulations Indiana Ballooneater!

Erm..... Guilty as charged?