1. e4

...e5

2. Qh5

Yow! Could it get worse?!?

Everyone's lining up to play the Parham!

I venture that the Parham Attack on Uranus is not close to being as powerful as the Parham Attack In My Pants.

How did this get a sticky!?

Looked like someone got a sense of humour here.

Wow.

THis is wrong!

Why ? It looked perfect to me.

What could go wrong?

The whole picture is wrong. a chicken belongs in a farm not on the road!

But what is on the other side? And why does it beckon the chicken, whose fate is pending, and possibly past due?

Maxx_Dragon seems to have all the answers to this question.

you people need to re-assess your concept of humor. badly.

This is kinda funny. IM JOKING. just ignore me :)

" Ahh DrSpudnik we worship you !"  

im actually Drspundik in disguise :)

An orange fright wig just doesn't cut it.

At least we have some resemblance 

Not another Chicken crossing the road thread. OK, We will take another bite out of this apple. According to Plato it was for the Greater Good. For Hippocrates it was because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. And for Goethe the eternal hen-principle made it do it. >:[