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The Parham Opening on Uranus


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #1

    DrSpudnik

    1. e4

    ...e5

    2. Qh5

    Yow! Could it get worse?!?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #2

    DrSpudnik

    Everyone's lining up to play the Parham!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #3

    theoreticalboy

    I venture that the Parham Attack on Uranus is not close to being as powerful as the Parham Attack In My Pants.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #4

    goldendog

    How did this get a sticky!?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #5

    mrguy888

    goldendog wrote:

    How did this get a sticky!?

    Wow.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #6

    finalunpurez

    THis is wrong!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #7

    DrSpudnik

    What could go wrong?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #8

    finalunpurez

    The whole picture is wrong. a chicken belongs in a farm not on the road!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #9

    DrSpudnik

    But what is on the other side? And why does it beckon the chicken, whose fate is pending, and possibly past due?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #10

    DrSpudnik

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #11

    corrijean

    DrSpudnik wrote:

    But what is on the other side? And why does it beckon the chicken, whose fate is pending, and possibly past due?

    Maxx_Dragon seems to have all the answers to this question.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #12

    -shequan

    you people need to re-assess your concept of humor. badly.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #13

    finalunpurez

    This is kinda funny. IM JOKING. just ignore me :)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #14

    finalunpurez

    im actually Drspundik in disguise :)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #15

    DrSpudnik

    An orange fright wig just doesn't cut it.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #16

    finalunpurez

    At least we have some resemblance 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #17

    Maxx_Dragon

    Not another Chicken crossing the road thread. OK, We will take another bite out of this apple. According to Plato it was for the Greater Good. For Hippocrates it was because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. And for Goethe the eternal hen-principle made it do it. >:[

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #18

    Maxx_Dragon

    But wait, there's more!Laughing  >:[

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #19

    DrSpudnik

    The chicken apparently lacks free will. There you have it.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #20

    Maxx_Dragon

    DrSpudnik wrote:

     

    The chicken apparently lacks free will. There you have it.

    Apparently DrS. is in agreement with B.F. Skinner. Skinner, when queried aboutthe road crossing fowl replied:

    Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.  >:[


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