1. The checkered floor tiling goes on forever...literally.
2. Now he really can play without ever making a mistake.
   
3. For some strange reason you can castle through a check now. Hmmm.
   
4. All the pickled herring you could ever want. Then some.
   
5. No need to bathe.
   
6. Chess pieces are edible...and delicious.
   
7. He can play all the great chess masters now. No need to worry about adjusting lights to blind them.
   
8. Plenty of time on the clock since there is no time in heaven.
   
9. In heaven, everyone plays chess, so double elimination tournaments are rather lengthy. Bobby likes long tournaments.
   
10. No passports required.

I love these you are great at them.  I especially like 5 and 6!

Cheeseburger in paradise!

Oh nice a new Stacy list. A shame you can't really make the most obvious joke. Haha.

But YOU can. And why can't I?

I like 9 and 10.

According to this article Bobby would have made #11 Duck Eggs.

http://sports.inquirer.net/inquirersports/inquirersports/view/20080120-113523/Why-Bobby-Fischer-loved-RP-Filipinos

"Marilin said Fischer used to consume five balut (boiled duck eggs) in one sitting every day, years before he decided to stay in Baguio.

Fischer asked Marilin to bring him 50 such eggs when she went to Yugoslavia with her husband for Fischer’s rematch with Spassky. Eugene served as Fischer’s second in the match."

How very extremely odd...if TRUE, my good sir. If not true, still very extremely odd.

 

This would be more my speed, were I to eat duck eggs. This is Fried Duck Eggs Florentine on Rice Cakes.

 

However, I do not wish to deprive the world of this...

you're a panzy or is that spelled pansie. You would starve to death as a duck hunter. lol

Blah blah blah. By the way: "your" is a possessive adjective. I.e.: "I hate your guts." "You're" is the conjunction of "you" and "are". I.e.: "You're illiterate." And I believe that panzy/pansie is actually spelled "James".

Thanks for the pointer you are a master debater

Shame.

Shameless

StacyBearden wrote:

fantastic !

The checkered floor tiling goes on forever...literally.Now he really can play without ever making a mistake.
For some strange reason you can castle through a check now. Hmmm.
All the pickled herring you could ever want. Then some.
No need to bathe.
Chess pieces are edible...and delicious.
He can play all the great chess masters now. No need to worry about adjusting lights to blind them.
Plenty of time on the clock since there is no time in heaven.
In heaven, everyone plays chess, so double elimination tournaments are rather lengthy. Bobby likes long tournaments.
No passports required.

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