Whats smaller than a pony, yet larger than a toaster??

And somewhat resembles a horse missing all four legs??

 

What??? You don't know??

 

 

 

A microwave. oh yeah a microwave. Think about it.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Ned63 wrote: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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funny!

Puc_7 wrote:

Whats smaller than a pony, yet larger than a toaster??

And somewhat resembles a horse missing all four legs??

 

What??? You don't know??

 

 

 

A microwave. oh yeah a microwave. Think about it.

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Possibly the worst joke I've ever heard.

 A fat ugly women walks up to her local supermarket dragging her two kids with her, shouting obscenities at them and generally being in a bad mood. As she walks through the door the security guard remarks, "what lovely children you have there, are they twins?" The woman snarls, "what are you on about, this one is 7 and the other one is 9 and they look nothing like each other," "Oh" says the security manager, "I'm just surprised someone actually screwed you twice."