The following is the top 100 titles I feel should never be a forum topic on Chess.com.  Add your own here if you dare.  Not a competition just some friendly views!! 

#100. The greatest American actor for his lifetime contribution goes to Paulie Shore.

The Greatest Match Ever Between Kasparov and Fischer.

#99. There are two theories to arguring with women, neither one works.

#98. It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

# 97. When on vacation and feeling lonely go to Promiscuitycatch.com, where you probably will catch something.

# 96. Sign above the toilet in the local men's room, "We aim to please so you aim too please".  

 Ha sorry kco but I am not a good enough chess player to even know who those two guys are, I'm sure others do.

# 95. What happens if you get half scared to death twice?

# 93. Women are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.

# 92. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, I think we would all fall off.

# 91. Our taxes here in the United States are too low, raise our taxes.

I am currently playing oinquarki a game but he won't tell me his bedtime, does anybody know or is this a secret?

You never asked me my bedtime.

 Ha it was a joke, I was seeing how many chess.commers knew the answer to this, maybe.

# 90. The greatest chess player of all time, goes to winerkleiner.

# 89. Has anyone noticed that home is a place where teenagers go to refuel?

# 88. Like branches of a tree we grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other's.

How about greatest chess players appearing on "Jersey Shore"?

Lol, that's pretty good, in fact it's very good UVF02368!!