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The following is the top 100 titles I feel should never be a forum topic on Chess.com. Add your own here if you dare. Not a competition just some friendly views!!
#100. The greatest American actor for his lifetime contribution goes to Paulie Shore.
The Greatest Match Ever Between Kasparov and Fischer.
#99. There are two theories to arguring with women, neither one works.
#98. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
# 97. When on vacation and feeling lonely go to Promiscuitycatch.com, where you probably will catch something.
# 96. Sign above the toilet in the local men's room, "We aim to please so you aim too please".
Ha sorry kco but I am not a good enough chess player to even know who those two guys are, I'm sure others do.
# 95. What happens if you get half scared to death twice?
# 93. Women are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.
# 92. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, I think we would all fall off.
# 91. Our taxes here in the United States are too low, raise our taxes.
I am currently playing oinquarki a game but he won't tell me his bedtime, does anybody know or is this a secret?
You never asked me my bedtime.
Ha it was a joke, I was seeing how many chess.commers knew the answer to this, maybe.
# 90. The greatest chess player of all time, goes to winerkleiner.
# 89. Has anyone noticed that home is a place where teenagers go to refuel?
# 88. Like branches of a tree we grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other's.
How about greatest chess players appearing on "Jersey Shore"?
#87, Please help, there are too many women at my local chess club, how can I attract unathletic socially awkward males?
Lol, that's pretty good, in fact it's very good UVF02368!!
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