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#77. Getting inside your opponent's head is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
#78. Was Bobby Fischer a self-hating woman?
...and a slouch in the chess world.
#76. Bikins should be outlawed in the summer months, especially in all water parks.
#75. There's rumors that the government is considering bringing back the 8-track player and it's equipment siting, "This will greatly help society and revolutionalize the way we listen to music"!
#74. News flash: Chess is harmful to your health and is the leading cause of baldness, acne, teen pregnancy and bed wetting. Play at your own risk.
There was actually an article on Yahoo recently talking about how vinyl LP's are the fastest growing music format because there seems to be a lot of people who believe that scratchy vinyl records sound better than digital music and enjoy the retro of records. Personally I didn't know that you could even buy records any more.
Lol are you serious? I still have lps but it's the rare opportunity to listen to these dinosaurs of the past.
I know people still have old LP's, but the article was insinuating that people were buying new LP's.
So apparently you can still buy LPs? I haven't seen any but of coarse can they only be available online, and if not where? I will search for that article.
You were right:
Rock and Roll LPs of the 1950s -1970sLP's started to decline when the 8-tracks made an appearance in the mid 70s. Again, 8-track tape is mostly remembered by us older than dirt.
#73. Marriage counselors across the nation advises: Playing chess will only lead to one thing, trouble in paradise.
#72. At the recent Comedy Central Roast for Charlie Sheen, Charlie stood up and said "drugs are bad and I blame my addiction to chess, and because chess is a gateway drug, just say no to chess".
And at the end of his roast he raised his arms and declared "I am winning".
#71. New warnings on chess sets: Caution teaching children chess at an age leads to a desire to become lawyers.
#70. Plaque above the chess set in the doctor's office: A game a day keeps me away.
I was dared to post this and it is not mine so I won't count it as my top 100:
How many chess players on chess.com does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know because there are none here.
#69. My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I drove her to Tacoma and kissed her.
#68. The lost memoirs of Bobby Fscher were just discovered. In it he confesses,
"I only mastered chess to fund my true passion, butterfly collecting".
A cousin wanted me to post this:
#67. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,
the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes.
#66. Mother said to son "don't forget to eat your spinach dear it makes for strong teeth"
Son to mother " then why don't you give it to grandpa?"
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