What would you do if you were white?

How on earth did you GET to this position?

1. Resign.

2. Make a vow never to take acid/ mushrooms again!  

NO! I mean where would you move!

xbigboy wrote: How on earth did you GET to this position?

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I felt like getting into that position!

Ray_Brooks wrote:

1. Resign.

2. Make a vow never to take acid/ mushrooms again!  

3.Stop making Garry mad and study chess.

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"I felt like getting into that position!"

Then I suggest you do what you feel like next! 

I'd admit i have a seious problem to get into such a position O.o

what kind of a name is King William?

 

I don't belive that White or Black had ever seen a chess board before this game.  A judge gave the players a fifteen second briefing on how to play.  After the briefing, both players agreed to just draw random moves out of a hat.

King_William wrote: Super there's a lot of questions I (and I'm sure all of us) have about your diagram above. But let me just ask this: Please explain how you got the white light-squared  bishop out without  a pawn being moved?

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 Got taken by a knight, is a possibility

 King_William is right. White made an illegal move with the bishop, and is also down 2 bishops. Save the embarassment and pretend to have an epileptic and knock the board over and start again haha

This is for xbigboy, in answer to his question of how the position was reached.  It's a very common opening, and I'm a bit disappointed that he's not booked up on it.  There is a slight variation where white keeps both rooks, but in this(the main line) he gains good attacking chances along with superior development.

Nice one silentfilmstar13

georgebonbon,

I'm surprised at you.  Aren't you aware that in capturing the bishops with his knight, the knight would be left en prise?  I suggest Think Like A Grandmaster, by Kotov.  You won't make that sort of mistake after a careful study of that book.

silentfilmstar13 wrote: This is for xbigboy, in answer to his question of how the position was reached.  It's a very common opening, and I'm a bit disappointed that he's not booked up on it.  There is a slight variation where white keeps both rooks, but in this(the main line) he gains good attacking chances along with superior development.

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White definitely has black at a disadvantage. I'm surprised (and intrigued) at black's decision not to call "flying kings."

Nb3

The fairly famous "Potato Opening".

Congrats

King_William wrote: Super there's a lot of questions I (and I'm sure all of us) have about your diagram above. But let me just ask this: Please explain how you got the white light-squared  bishop out without  a pawn being moved?

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ha! that completly destroyed ur bs position! superpotato, why would u make up such junk?

silentfilmstar13 wrote:

georgebonbon,

I'm surprised at you.  Aren't you aware that in capturing the bishops with his knight, the knight would be left en prise?  I suggest Think Like A Grandmaster, by Kotov.  You won't make that sort of mistake after a careful study of that book.

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