These jokes are so derivative.

No matter how hard I try to integrate them into conversations my friends feel they are improper.

please join superhomeschooler's tournament

how many people are tracking me?

I do women like I do my calculus: slam it on the table and do it all night long.

Tracking this specific thread or tracking your content?

In youtube, click on Share, Embed. Make sure the Use old embed code box is checked. Copy the code.

The next step won't work in IE. I've been told it works in Chrome, but I use Firefox for it. Paste the code. Click on Save & preview. Click on Edit, then Submit your comment.

Danke schön!

Bitte schön.

what does that mean?

It's not really that hard to figure it out.