Grammar Police

"Give me some money and I will not rob you." doesn't get you far .... Nor does "Rob me and I will give you no money."

I believe this last phrase is copied from the book on Grammar Law IIa , article 43.22 . A serious violation.

It seems like the OP is in serious danger of being sewed , he might need a lawyer.

Just think I'm too down to earth . Think street-talk in writing is very effective if you try to add some relevant context in a semi-vocal way. It is often very potent in the sence that it is short and to the point. It captures a whole sentence in a single phrase or word. It speeds up the story and gets you faster to the actual thing you want to say.

Now , what was I saying ... ?

Lou Grammer was one of my favorite rock-n-roll singers... 

I say, "good morning" 24/7 because of time zones.* It's always morning somewhere, just as it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

I agree about the bratwurst. Even so, it was a clever story.

*I started doing this when my shift started at 10 p.m. a few decades ago.

Maybe you mean "Rob me and Give me some money".

Before and after surgery? You use the one you have to expell the waste that results from enjoying the good life.

I like the letter l, so I use extras.

@Ziryab and Chess_gg:

After having fired my secretary for making continues typos , I will also have to sack my accountant I see. Life is tough for a rich man. I hope you will understand that a 120 foot stick would be a murder weapon in some cases. What I obviously meant was a 12 foot stick of course.

Note : The use of an excess l is one of my main errors. Helpfull was it ?

Dewey , a friend of mine who works at the NSA just send me an email to tell me that "they have ordered the Grammar Police Squad to go out and get you."

Get out of the building , hide , change your alias , let somebody call somebody. No , don't call nobody , Run . run my friend.Get out of Dallas , oups I said it ... eh Chicago ..

I certainly know when to use my colon.

The more you ingest from these forums, the more necessary your colon.

Greg saying to Andy & Pierre "stone telling 'died of chokin on takin overdose  Oxfort Kommas', something like that, bit dusty it is, even stone seems to be infected with them lots of virusses kommas". Pierre saing: "well, at least buried em with a tye on 3 piece suit, guy liked appearances, not the contents fysical or otherwice, guess, her goes another perfect life 10 ft under, then again, they might have buried some malfunctioning computer-chip only, downthere?...lets leve this yard now, we take the pub overthere, them bartenders covo the ways i understand" Andy sayin: "bit sad such endings, i meanin the hardassault overdose kommas, i mean.." Pierre saying: "you mean heart attack you m#rr#n...let go now before that guy may decide to rise from the grave to give us hims famous grammer edukationings, as yet, see what it brought him...i mean"  

Give a warm welcome to Commas, some poser's second account!

Awesome post Commas. Far out and cool too.Groovy.I'm just totally you know.I was like wow man,wait a minute. Diggit man.

Looking forward to the imminent arrival of 'Periods'...

I can say a lot of things and still make no sense. Also , I can clap my hands with just one ear. There is a lot to say about all the other things I can do , but I won't tell you.

Whoever it will be , I am sure it's a woman .

Personally I can't wait for an Interrobang.

Please someone , help me out. I have this problem.

If Jim ownes a house , can I write : " That is Jim's house " ? or should I write : "That is Jims house " ?

Jim's house is my house because my name is Jim, although I prefer James. Actually, the mortgage company owns the house.