I don't mind the banner so much. There is probably is a less intrusive way to let us know of these events. But when I click on the banner, nothing happens (worst of both worlds?).

You need to click on the words "click here" not the rest of the banner.

Oops. Embarrassing. Thanks.

Eh, I did the same thing. 

Darn it.  I knew springing for an adless  diamond membership was a mistake!

I'm on a phone and it's really not that bad.

Not sure whether demented or just a troll.