I think I missed a few posts before the prequel to my thread got deleted.  Can anybody fill me in?

I basically expressed my embarrassment for knowing the lyrics to a vanilla ice song

and of course i sang your praises from the rooftops, and i placed a "non-poof" protective spell on you so you could not be labeled a poof for corresponding with me.

I think every human between the ages of twenty and fifty knows the first verse of that song.  As for the poof bit, I'm thoroughly confused now.

 

Edit:  "a vanilla ice song."  There's more than one?!

Snedzy wrote: yes, it went along the lines of you are a poof, f off

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 What in the world is a poof, cutie?

No, I'm not a female.  Where would you get a ridiculous idea like that?  I thought poof was more along these lines:

 

poof

Brit, Austral & NZ offensive slang a male homosexual

 

Austral must stand for 'not Australia' in that definition...