Drinking the evidence wouldn't help. It's not the amount of alcohol in the vehicle -- it's the amount of alcohol in you!

Take the keys outta the ignition and say that right before he came up to the window you chugged a 40?!!! Hmmmm....that's JUST crazy enough to work!  Quick, someone hand me a set of car keys and a 40 of St. Ides!

"Mad" for booze.  Indeed I am.  

the thing to do, i have heard, is to drink abunch in the presence of the cop.  this way they can't prove if you were drunk before or after they pulled you over.  that being said i have never had the need/balls to try it.

Interesting theory. Now you need to be well drunk to have the guts to do it. Then it makes complete sense : what the heck, you're drunk and about to get caught anyway, you don't risk anything by doing this except possibly getting away with it.

Ah ah ah.