To Quote the great Hedley Lamarr...

For group members... " I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

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Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

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I love "Blazing Saddles"! I will never understand why it didn't win all the Academy Awards...

I hope you brought enough gum for everyone.

lol.... that is funny.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...
Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?
Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.
Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!
Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!
Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.
Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!
[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]
Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict!

I always felt bad for that guy (yeah the murderer) because of the way he says "I didnt know there would be so many."

He almost sounds like he thought about bringing extra gum along. By the way, was he the one armed bounty hunter from the Good, the Bad, and The Ugly....I might be way off, I only saw that scene a couple times 

I don't know.. Maybe one of the other degenerates... er.. members might know.

now I have to watch the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly again..

I particularly liked "The Bad"! I Don't remember much after the shootout at the Cemetary tho'... ;-)

I attended a Methodist church three times and my ex-wife raped me in court, do I qualify???? Elithepirate

At the cementary Clint"The Good" gave Eli "The Ugly" an empty gun so he good focus on the Bad and shoot him dead. And the gum chewer was definitely not the one armed bounty hunter. Love "Blazing Saddles" and I would man-up for Randolf Scott too!!

 Absolutely! We need Victims too...

We can point to you and warn the Children!

Kids, Don't try this at home!

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Half of all marriages end in divorce...

The other half end in Death!