I'm The "killer Mirage",
My Multiple Personalities have their Own Entourage,
Sparks Flash,
Ignites the Gas,
And Walking Talking Trailer Trash,
Is Turned To Ash,
With Out Pause,
In My Basement Garage,
I'm The World Famous Online Chess Champ Creep,
I Chess Brawl And Creepy Crawl into Your Nightmares While You Sleep,
I'm The Chess Canine Landmine That Digs Fifty Games Deep,
And Dust Mops The Chess Slop Into A Ten Game Sweep,
I'm a Certified Chess Nut Knucklehead,
I Dragged Chess Bodies Cross State lines, So I'm Wanted By The Feds,
I'm Not Chessafiably held Responsible Once My Eyes See Red,
So Give Me My Meds, Or Strap Me Down To A Chess LooneyBed,
I Caught This Chess Chilling Fever Long Ago,
When I Saw Princess Di In A Castle Beneath The Mistle-Toe,
I Coludn't Help But Let My Chess Feelings Grow,
And What Do You know, With The Right Chess Meds, My Chess Words, Have A More Even Flow,
Yea I Admit, I Got A Few Chess Screws Loose,
But Let Me See You Accept A Daily Chess Challenge From Bullwinkle The Moose,
Cocky Rocky In The Air Of Dispair Cause They Hate To Lose,
And Everything's Cool, Till I'm The Chess Fool, That Awakes With My Pillow In A Hangman's Noose,
Thinking It Was A Fluffy Stuffed White Granny The Goose,
The Main Course At A Fine Dining Meal With Bobby Fischer And A Spruced Dr Seuss,
Who Sponsored Me The Honor Of Ajoining Them On An Around The World Chess Cruise,
Now Speak The Truth, Can You, Even Construe, To Fill These Chess Shoes?,
Every Night When Sleep Creeps, I Answer A Seek, And Play Yogi The Bear,
At A Really Silly Chess Table Fully Able With Food Baskets Everywhere,
And Little Boo Boo The Fu All Up in My Chess Hair,
With Some Finger Licking Home Made Chicken That He Wants To Share,
I Cant Be in Denial, Cause I'll Never Stand Trial,
I Just Have To Bare The Pain Of That Fat Nasty Chess MedsLady When She Smiles,
I'm The "killer Mirage",
My Multiple Personalities have their Own Entourage,
Sparks Flash,
Ignites the Gas,
And Walking Talking Trailer Trash,
Is Turned To Ash,
With Out Pause,
In My Basement Garage,
I'm The World Famous Online Chess Champ Creep,
I Chess Brawl And Creepy Crawl into Your Nightmares While You Sleep,
I'm The Chess Canine Landmine That Digs Fifty Games Deep,
And Dust Mops The Chess Slop Into A Ten Game Sweep,
I'm a Certified Chess Nut Knucklehead,
I Dragged Chess Bodies Cross State lines, So I'm Wanted By The Feds,
I'm Not Chessafiably held Responsible Once My Eyes See Red,
So Give Me My Meds, Or Strap Me Down To A Chess LooneyBed,
I Caught This Chess Chilling Fever Long Ago,
When I Saw Princess Di In A Castle Beneath The Mistle-Toe,
I Coludn't Help But Let My Chess Feelings Grow,
And What Do You know, With The Right Chess Meds, My Chess Words, Have A More Even Flow,
Yea I Admit, I Got A Few Chess Screws Loose,
But Let Me See You Accept A Daily Chess Challenge From Bullwinkle The Moose,
Cocky Rocky In The Air Of Dispair Cause They Hate To Lose,
And Everything's Cool, Till I'm The Chess Fool, That Awakes With My Pillow In A Hangman's Noose,
Thinking It Was A Fluffy Stuffed White Granny The Goose,
The Main Course At A Fine Dining Meal With Bobby Fischer And A Spruced Dr Seuss,
Who Sponsored Me The Honor Of Ajoining Them On An Around The World Chess Cruise,
Now Speak The Truth, Can You, Even Construe, To Fill These Chess Shoes?,
Every Night When Sleep Creeps, I Answer A Seek, And Play Yogi The Bear,
At A Really Silly Chess Table Fully Able With Food Baskets Everywhere,
And Little Boo Boo The Fu All Up in My Chess Hair,
With Some Finger Licking Home Made Chicken That He Wants To Share,
I Cant Be in Denial, Cause I'll Never Stand Trial,
I Just Have To Bare The Pain Of That Fat Nasty Chess MedsLady When She Smiles,