I thought I was the slowest player on Chess.com.  I guess I'm not.  Here is the thread that started it all:

 http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/i-am-the-slowest-player-on-chesscom

A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon by a gang of vicious snails. The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several hours later he summoned the strength to go to the police station and report the assault. He was asked by the desk sergeant to describe his attackers. He replied, “I don’t know what they looked like, it all happened so fast.”

ROTFL 

Hi Art!!

I usualy only log on a couple of times a week.  Currently all my games are 14 days per move.  So I guess that makes me a turtle. 

Welcome aboard Simon!!  Glad to have you!!

Slow motion is the best potion !