"People Are Strange" yet the unexpected can be most entertaining.   "Maggie M'gill", an "L.A. Woman" I met at the bar while listening to some "Roadhouse Blues", whispered in my ear that she wanted to "Do It".  Maggie was way-y-y too hot and my defenses were weakened.  She nearly made me "Go Insane" when she suggested that we play "A Little Game" of hide & seek with my "Bird Of Prey"!   When she then teased me regarding how she planned to "Take It As It Comes"; this "Wild One" had me totally under her spell!  So a "Moonlight Drive" down "Love Street" was simply inevitable........

At the "End Of The Night" though there is always a price to be paid.  So here I now lay by a sleeping "Gloria" who is definitely one "Unhappy Girl".  My "Queen Of The Highway" has her clothes on and her back to me in a most unwelcoming way.  Any married person can tell you that this is a very bad sign.....  So as I hum the "Poontang Blues", "Cars Hiss By My Windows" and I just lay here "Waiting For The Sun".   There is better than a "5 to 1" chance she will not even be willing to "Touch Me" when she awakens...   Sure, I could "Petition The Lord With Prayer", but "The Celebration Of The Lizard" is unlikely to happen for me today!  I "Lament" knowing how "We Could Be So Good Together" but acutely aware there will be no "Wintertime Love" in store for me today......  "I Love Her Madly", but I expect that "When The Music's Over"; "Gloria" will inform me I am spending one very "Blue Sunday" in "The Palace Of Exile".  I am just thankful that my "Peace Frog" won't be sitting atop a "Severed Garden" in some sort of "Soft Parade" like that poor Bobbit fellow...   "Someday Soon" I hope to be back in the clutches of "My Wild Love"

"The End"