Ok, so here's a thread to share drunk stories.  I'll go first with one that just happened to me on Saturday....

My roommate Jason and I go to a local place to drink bc he doesn't wanna go all the way downtown.  I say "FINE!  If you won't go downtown then you have to drink EVERYTHING I buy you!"  To which he agrees.

Needless to say we don't remember leaving the bar.  Also, we don't remember making the decision to go to Wal-Mart at 2am for food. Luckily, Jason drove. 

We get inside and after wondering around drunk and aimlessly I realize that drunk ass Jason must have came out of a blackout, forgot what was going on, and fuckin left me!  Jason went home and fuckin left me!

I call him several times and he doesn't answer.  After threatening to kill the door greeter for being rude I FINALLY catch a cab home after 1 hr!  I get home, kick my door in and beat Jason with a shoe for leaving me!  "How DARE you leave me at fucking Wal-Mart!"  I scream.  He says that he is sorry he doesn't remember cause he's so drunk.  He spent the rest of the night and next day apologizing and I apologized too for hitting him.

The next day we go to leave for the store again and my car is gone!  Then it all comes back to us...

Turns out...I went to the store in MY car ALONE!  I went in and was SOOO DRUNK that I thought Jason left me, called a cab on myself, left my car at Wal-Mart, and went home and beat Jason for no reason.  I told Jason I'd go get food and be right back.  Instead I came back and was FURIOUS at him for leaving me. He was so drunk that he thought he left me too and apologized.

Also, his shower got broken.  We lost his keys.  My wall ended up with beer ALL over it.  My condo looked like a Vegas Hotel room.

All in a nights work.

HAHAHA sounds like a good night!

Well I have a story...

Once upon a time in a land far far away (New Zealand) in a little town called Greymouth Jezca and her boyfriend (at the time) went out for a night on the town. Jezca bumped into a couple of mates at the local pub we used to drink at and all was going well until nearing the end of the night she stumbled and couldn't stop herself from falling into the BIGGEST GODDAM PUDDLE you've ever seen!!

Jezca was FULLY submerged in the puddle and her friends thought that she might have even fallen all the way through to Narnia...but alas, no, although extremely wet and a little sore in the pride area, Jezca picked herself back up and carried on drinking, dripping wet and freezing cold...

And THAT people is how you christen the start of summer...with STYLE!

Way to continue drinking like a CHAMP!  You make me proud!

awwww thanks...glad I made someone out there proud lol my mate STILL laughs her tits off about it!

ReMINDS me of the time...gather around children...when I was younger and I went out drinking with some friends...we were kind of everywhere that night going from party to party and I saw a friend outside this flat we ended up at, I ran up to him to give him a hug and we fell. LUCKILY I broke my fall with my face and lost half a tooth. Also, my lip swelled like I'd had an ass worth of collagen injected into it. BUT I was so drunk I didn't care, I had a friend come flying into the bathroom stating that he found my 'tooth' which turned out to be a huge white stone, I can remember laughing our faces off about this 'tooth' that wasn't a tooth and with wads of toilet paper and blood everywhere I headed into town...oh I must've looked SOOO attractive that night *cringe* the next day I went up to the hospital and found, when they x-rayed my face, that I had also cracked my jaw on both sides.

So now, years later I have a scar on my lip and a cap on my tooth as a reminder of what an ASS I was...I have many many more stories, but I'll leave it at that for now

Well, I don't even know where to begin.. =)

When I was stilling living at home, my mom had gotten pretty tired of me getting drunk every day during a holiday, so one evening she told me that I could go to my friend's place, but "I'd better not come home drunk" (as only a mother can). Well we went my friend's place, and I wanted to drink, but I hadn't brought anything. "No matter" my friend exclaimed "we'll just make a nice mix of whatever my parents have." So he made a nice mix of redwine, whiskey, beer and some coke (coca cola). I drank a couple of bowls of it, and felt like superman (always a good sign). Then I managed to convince some younger girls that if they gave me some of their beers I would serenade them with a song I had written on a guitar. It worked, they gave me their beer - and naturally I had to play the song. The only thing is I could only come up with some Beatles song. Oh well the show must go on so I played it as though it was my own, and did not much care what they thought.

When the time came to go home, I fell face first down a flight of stairs, and only came to a stop when my head hit the wall at the bottom, I picked myself up as though nothing had happened, and got out to my bike. My mate got on the back of the bike, after which we headed off into the sunrise. Well that is to say, we drove about a 100 meters before we slammed into the curb!

The next day I woke up when my mom came into my room and started going "What the FUCK were you thinking!?" .. I am like "What? What do you mean?" and she goes "When I heard you get in this morning I went out to see if you were drunk, only to find you pissing up the wall in hallway!! And when I yelled at you, you just looked at me like a was complete moron, and the shuffled off to bed!" =) LOL, this last part I had totally blacked out!

This thread makes me proud!!!

When I was in college (you KNOW this is gonna be good) I could drink an astronomical amount of booze.  I would always start off with a half bottle of 100 Proof liquor to get warmed up before hitting the party.  I needed at least that to start things off. 

So one night I split a bottle with a friend and before heading off to the party I borrowed some really cool sunglasses (the actual level of "coolness" is unofficial as I was wasted beyond recognition and in no position to gage coolness) and my friend said "just don't lose them!"  

As soon as I got to the party and had about 10 beers or so I lost them, of course. Duh.  While I'm looking for them the cops show up!  With no time to find the sunglasses I reluctantly I SPRINT out the door and start running home in the middle of the night.  I am soooo drunk I can't see a thing.  I'm tripping over fences, running into trees with my face, banging my knees into parked cars...I was a MESS!  

Finally I come bursting through my dorm room door outta breath and my roommate takes one look at me and smiles, "Did you have fun?" he asks.  

I say, "I WAS until the cops showed up!  But that's not the worst part...I lost the COOLEST glasses in world!"

He says, "Look in the mirror idiot!"

Sure enough, there they were.  One lens smashed, the ear piece sticking straight up.  I had a busted lip, tree bark in my hair, and mud all over my knees from falling down.  I was so drunk I was looking for the glasses bc I forgot I had them on.  When I was running home I thought at one point, "DAMN!  It sure is dark out here!"  

Damn you 100 proof Southern Comfort!  You win this round!

ever tried riding a bike in the rain, and then to close your raincoat while cycling downwards a hill... well i did, my bike didnt agree with me, and so i lost two teeth when something hit my face.  I think it was the ground, wich on second thought wasnt that nice to me that evening. 

LOL I lost half a tooth when I had a disagreement with the ground once...see above.

I had a wrestling match with my best mate not too long ago, we were having a 'girlie night' at her place where a group of us were drinking and putting on face masks and shit, as ya do. Anyways, me and my friend were on her bed having a wrestle when I flew over the top of her and landed on the mattress on the floor nearly wiping out her computer. Once she established that her COMPUTER was fine...I know I could have DIED but she was sooo worried about her computer lol...we continued the wrestle. I have to admit though, trying to get off the floor while your pissed and laughing your face off is NOT an easy task! Especially when you're trying to stand up on a mattress!! So the match continued, with one of our friends in the background shouting out 'round two' and I managed to lift my mate up, roll her over my own head in a weird kind of move, and we both kind of got tangled around each other and ended up off the end of the bed straight onto the floor. The funniest part, though, was that our friend recorded WHOLE THING!!! I'm still waiting for it to appear on youtube one of these days *cringe* it's already on facebook..sigh.