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Reformation Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  • Reality International 
  • Formed: Aug 11, 2010
  • Many brews, many volcanoes. The literal interpretation of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to mean that in heaven only one beer volcano would exist to satisfy all tastes in beer is contrary to reason. In fact, it could be possible that each person will get their own beer volcano. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster contains some allegorical passages that need to be interpreted in the light of reason.

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  • what do you want to play?

    by Adamperfection 15 months ago

  • adam can i play a few games with you. im well below you but i think i could learn from your play. i mostly play bullet, and ive never read a chess book so i suppose im not that good. Still i would like to learn from you if you would be willing to play/teach me something.

    by MethEmatics 15 months ago

  • @MethEmatics, you could not wish to be saved, if it were not for his noodly appendage drawing you unto him. He first chose you. Welcome to the Reformation Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    by Timotheous 15 months ago

  • i wish to be saved.

    by MethEmatics 15 months ago

  • Thanks T!

    by electricpawn 16 months ago

  • Just have a good sense of humor and not get too easily offended. Done btw. Congratulations.

    by Timotheous 16 months ago

  • Sure. What do I have to do to become one?

    by electricpawn 16 months ago

  • Welcome electricpawn! Granted. Do you want to be an admin?

    by Timotheous 16 months ago

  • I'm going to need my own beer volcano.

    by electricpawn 16 months ago

  • I changed the theme. It is now the Reformation Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    by Timotheous 16 months ago

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