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Reformation Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  • Reality International 
  • Formed: Aug 11, 2010
  • Many brews, many volcanoes. The literal interpretation of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to mean that in heaven only one beer volcano would exist to satisfy all tastes in beer is contrary to reason. In fact, it could be possible that each person will get their own beer volcano. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster contains some allegorical passages that need to be interpreted in the light of reason.

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  • I speak in the name of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I say BLASPHEMY! what's next? eating pasta all day?!

    by turamon 9 months ago

  • i didn't, u know?

    by electricpawn 18 months ago

  • adam can i play a few games with you. im well below you but i think i could learn from your play. i mostly play bullet, and ive never read a chess book so i suppose im not that good. Still i would like to learn from you if you would be willing to play/teach me something.

    by MethEmatics 4 years ago

  • @MethEmatics, you could not wish to be saved, if it were not for his noodly appendage drawing you unto him. He first chose you. Welcome to the Reformation Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    by Timotheous 4 years ago

  • i wish to be saved.

    by MethEmatics 4 years ago

  • Thanks T!

    by electricpawn 4 years ago

  • Just have a good sense of humor and not get too easily offended. Done btw. Congratulations.

    by Timotheous 4 years ago

  • Sure. What do I have to do to become one?

    by electricpawn 4 years ago

  • Welcome electricpawn! Granted. Do you want to be an admin?

    by Timotheous 4 years ago

  • I'm going to need my own beer volcano.

    by electricpawn 4 years ago

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