Woman on Top (Board)

• International 
• Formed: Jan 28, 2011
• You're the top! You're Miss Pinkham's Tonic You're the top! You're a high colonic You're the burning heat of a bridal suite in use You're the breasts of Venus You're KIng Kong's penis You're self-abuse! You're an arch in the Rome collection You're the starch in a groom's erection I'm a eunuch who has just been through an op But if Baby I'm the bottom You're the top (scatological parody of Cole Porter's Anything Goes, 1934)