Aaronharmon
Aaron Harmon
Ohio, United States 
Member Since: Sep 23, 2007
Last Login: Nov 17, 2008
Profile Views: 586
Points: 25
Status: Pimp's at sea (7 months ago)
Birthday: Jul 18, 1973
Occupation: Waste Managment Consultant
About Me:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
"It's always better to sacrifice your opponent's men."
- Tartakover