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Member Since:
Mar 5, 2012
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Last Login:
May 19, 2013
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Profile Views:
11681
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Homepage:
gclian.com
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Occupation: PROFFESIONAL immobilizer, life coach, potato whisperer
YOU ARE ENTERING THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I am the creator of 6 groups - Crazy Cats,PONANAS PEOPLE, Baka, Akab, Bobo, and Obob. feel free to join any
Chess is really awesome. Though im not very good, i enjoy it. i heard about chess.com and joined.
Outside from chess, my hobbies are robotics and engineering. :) I am not a big sports person, but i do enjoy swimming at the 7 seas of rhye.
if you play minecraft: good server = 96.245.4.250
Most people i know dont play, so that is one of the many reasons why i love chess.com, i can play players my level!
instagram: SMEXYPOTATO
PONANAS PEOPLE
I found something i am very, very good at. Something i am so good at, i can do it with my eyes closed. Its called sleeping.
I AM PART OF TEAM
CONSTIPATED ELEPHANTS
JOKES
whats green and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off!
why did the gum cross the road? it was stuck to the chickens foot!
why did the dinosaur cross the road? THE CHICKEN WASNT INVENTED YET!
why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms!
knock knock
whos there
NOT SALLY!
why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face!
why did the boy drop his ice cream? someone threw a fridge at him!
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FAQ's:
age: 368 years
location: New Canada, Iowa, Mars, FIji, Baile Corcra
gender: Female
student or working: pineapple
i am: cow
weather in my area: SNOWING PORCUPINES AAHHH
gclian.com
i have a pet: Orange Barking Porcupine. but they cant eat lettuce or else they will explode into many pieces, and it takes 4.78 years to stitch back together. they are what they sound...colored orange, they bark, and are of the porcupine family.
Warning: fingers look like freinch fries. french fries are tasty to the orange barking porcupines (and some humans :P). Be careful
BOBO
its so great i oughtta wear a sweater
the best time to wear a striped sweater
is all the time
BLOOP
TWINKLE TWINKLE PATRICK STAR
I MADE MYSELF A SANDWICH
Beautiful poem:
PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE CHERRY BEAN
feel the intenseness, the beauty of those four simple but powerful words. what is the image that comes to your mind when reading this literature?
" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" - Edward Hubbarb
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” - Unknown
”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” - Unknown
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown
”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” - Unknown
Alaskan Politician: Sarah Palin!
"you can see russia from alaska!"
"only dead fish go with the flow"
"the say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick"
"polls? nah theyre for strippers and cross country skiiers"
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
i really like the band queen here are some of my favorites:
