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In a recent survey, six out of seven dwarves were not Happy.

Time flies like the wind, but fruitflies like bananas!

Shouldn't a full-blooded Irishman's blood type be O-apostrophe?

A man, he hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest - Paul Simon

I know, it's only rock 'n roll, but I like it! - Jagger/Richards

If you get in a fight with a bunch of clowns, go for the Juggler!