ILLYRIA
Larry McMacaroon
Saucy Bankrupt California, United States 
Member Since: May 8, 2008
Last Login: Jun 29, 2009
Profile Views: 1437
Points: 217
Status: Bulls Vs. Celtics Whoa (2 months ago)
Homepage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBan9REHNpM&feature=related
Birthday: May 22, 1977
Occupation: Illyria was a demon of the ancient world. See homepage for video of the incident
About Me:
Since the Cardinals are in the Superbowl I figured anything's possible, so I went ahead and submitted paperwork to Angelina Jolie's lawyer and hopefully she'll agree to adopt me. If you would also like to be included in her next multi-adoption bonanza, you can find contact info for her by perpetually checking my blog. So before Starbucks goes out of business I decided to walk into that evil empire and start drinking coffee again. 2 hours after downing a caramel frappachino the size of my neck and head I was still twitching. No wonder those douche lords used to sit in there all day long (back when people went to Starbucks that is). They were waiting till the coffee left their bloodstream so they could drive home safely.
Don't you just love The Mentalist on CBS? It's a good show even if you're under the age of 75. But I miss Reaper.
Currently reigning as The Best Movie Ever?
Yep, It's still Zohan!
My thoughts on people:
People hump. Then kids pop out several months later and people think this is the greatest thing ever.
But what I've noticed is there's already a lot of people standing around, saying all the time "You know what I'm saying?" before they've even finished what they were saying, and you can't mention to them that they're asking too often "You know what I'm saying?" because then they'll get offended.
In order to succeed at chess, one must be very anal. It's a state of mind that we strive for every day. It's why we love the game.
Submitted by
ILLYRIA on May 26, 2009 12:50pm.
Some posts make me cry, others force me to pee a little, and this did both. So I reprint it here. Join me won't you, gentle reader, for a voyage into the twisted world of those who impersonate foreigners.
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