MangyMoose
Guy L.
Las Vegas, United States 
Member Since:
Jun 13, 2008
Last Login:
Feb 9, 2012
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Status:
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed” (11 months ago)
Homepage: www.vegaschessfestival.com/
Occupation: Weather Nerd
About Me:
天气专家
(Chinese for Weather Nerd ... Thanks to HH and wife for the translation)
Here is one of my fave websites:
http://www.atoptics.co.uk/
-----The Laws of Life-----
Gumperson's Law:
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to it's desirability.
Mohr's Law of restrained involvement:
Don't get any on you.
Firestone's Law of forecasting:
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Sander's Rumination:
Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.
Chesterton's observation:
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Grierson's Law of minimal self-delusion:
Every man nourishes within himself a secret plan for getting rich, that will not work.
Radar's Fundamental Truth:
The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.
O's Law:
No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.
Captain Risser's Law:
If it's in stock, we have it!
Nowlun's Truism:
An "acceptable level of employment" means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable, still has a job.
The Law of Xerox:
Anything important loses it's value soon after being copied.
The Golden Rule:
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The first Law of Management:
Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.
Jiminez' Maxim:
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
