天气专家 (Chinese for Weather Nerd
... Thanks to HH and wife for the translation)
Here is one of my fave websites: http://www.atoptics.co.uk/
-----The Laws of Life-----
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to it's desirability.
Mohr's Law of restrained involvement: Don't get any on you.
Firestone's Law of forecasting: Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Sander's Rumination: Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.
Chesterton's observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Grierson's Law of minimal self-delusion: Every man nourishes within himself a secret plan for getting rich, that will not work.
Radar's Fundamental Truth: The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.
O's Law: No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.
Captain Risser's Law: If it's in stock, we have it!
Nowlun's Truism: An "acceptable level of employment" means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable, still has a job.
The Law of Xerox: Anything important loses it's value soon after being copied.
The Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The first Law of Management: Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.
Jiminez' Maxim: If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.