• Member Since: Dec 2, 2009
• Last Login: Mar 27, 2011
• Profile Views: 98
• Points: 5
• Birthday: Aug 17, 1994
• Occupation: Tourettes Ninja.

Well to start off with, I'm sixteen years old. I am known as Master of the Universe and I totally pwn He-Man and Skeletor. Call me that and we'll be friends. I have the shibbiest and most retarded brother ever, Tristan. I'm a major dork too. Pokemon, mythology and mustard are my life. I've been collecting Pokèmon cards since I was five. I currently have almost five thousand cards. I haven't really had the chance to play against anyone though, therefore I'm forgetting how to play. Anddd I have almost every card tin; just need the Articuno tin. My dream careers are a cryptozoologist, a writer, and a techno artist. No one can beat me at Twister. I love studying about mythology and astrobiology. Entomology and anthropology are pretty parastroika too. My favorite candy are pixie sticks, cotton candy and yorkshire peppermint patties. YUM!!! I could live off of monster drinks, orange juice, mustard and green olives. I absolutely love Indiana Jones; it's like one of the best movies ever! My favorite movie ever is The Scorpion King. I love role-playing games. My fav's are Pokèmon, Sims, Legend of Zelda, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Resident Evil, and I love playing Timesplitters with my brother. My favorite books are A Series of Unfortunate Events, Magyk, the Supernatural novels, The Hobbit, and Roald Dahl's books. Although most of Roald Dahl's books are for kids (not Revolting Rhymes!) they're still hardcore. The t.v. shows I watch are Supernatural, Scooby Doo, Pokèmon, Monsterquest, Destination Truth, X-Files, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Night Visions, Adventure Time, The Fairly Odds, Morgan Freeman's Through the Wormhole, and Sci-fi Science with Michio Kaku. I have many words I use to say 'cool' or 'awesome'. My five favorite bands are: First-The Beatles Second-Queen Third-Godsmack Fourth-Jefferson Airplane Five-Black Sabbath