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Submitted by TheGoalkeeper on November 26, 2014 at 8:02 PM.
Alan Shearer + Michael Owen
Hullo, 'v'ryone of yeh. Got somethin' of a group teh share 'bout.
Exciting eh, movin' bout an' rampagin' an lootin' every group an' team on Chess.com, eh? Tha's excatly wha' we do here at the Gang! Battling Assasins an' ...Read more »
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Ryan, TheGoalkeeper, NeuerJR, wha'ever yeh call me (as long as it's OK wit' me).
11-year-ol' goalkeeper, I am, junior fer school an' district, firs' team. They call me Manuel Neuer junior, I call meself Ryan.
I'm OK in chess, teh ratin's ar' all rubbish. Don't count on two of me 2000+s. Won an Under-12 state competition, 1st place, happy teh get it. Learnin' too wit' teh premium memebership I've got from me dad.
I'm wantin' teh be a goalkeeper, as good as Neuer one day, and they say me's got teh best reflexes in teh country, fer a kid.
I skipped on' class, so I'm the youngest in second'ry school, Form 1 or Year 7, tha' is. An' yet I'm firs' team keeper fer their team an' district an' they call the bes' chess player'n school. Happy me.
Don' listen to all tha' rubbish 'bout how goody-goody-good I am, I'm no' tha' so, 'cept in some things, I have teh admit, like goalkeeping.
Me's wantin' teh be a future legend.
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