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Have No ILLUSION, I hate Losing, and I am a former 3 time Internationally Ranked Chess Champion for the STATE of Confusion!
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5 moves befor u get played,
U cant Throw me, Ever see a chess piece Blow up,
It makes you throw up,
And Then I Take Advantage, You Can't Manage,
To Do a Chess Situp, Without Getting Lit Up,
My Bishops Blast, Thier solid as Alcatraz,
and if U escape, U better swim Fast,
For I will catch up, physically and Mentally,
And the Capital Punishment's the penanlty,
Don't bother Fussing, for my Grandpa was RUSSIAN. I'LL ROCK your Chess WORLD and that's the end of the discussion. GOD BLESS.
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And Although Miss V Runs The Group Like A Cruise Ship,
Give Me Lip, I'll Put You In a Guillotine and Roll you Up into A Bad Trip,
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We Weather all Points Inbetween,
Double Barrell Shotguns Gleam, as My Regulators Approach The Scene,
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And When My Chess Bombs Are Rendered, The Richter Scale's Record The Trembler,
I'll Take Your Queen and Up-End-Her, Then Return Her To Sender,
Then Buy A Bottle of Crown Royal And Go on A Hell-Bender,
Im A Mathmatical Professor of The Multiverse, A Chess Ambassador To The Universe, I Can Drive a Chess Car Up Your Arse in Reverse, you Better Rehearse Your Verse, Or Get Your Chess Bubble Burst,
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I am Also A Stunt Actor, for Crash Test Dummies...
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Ex Navy Seal, But I slipped on a Banana Peel, Got Ran over by a 5th Wheel, And Still, Can Outrun Any Army Dog To the Top Of The Hill.
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