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Johnathan
Texas, United States 
Member Since: Dec 12, 2007
Last Login: Nov 20, 2009
Profile Views: 2775
Points: 373
Status: played a 2144 in a tourney yesterday...lost badly (11 days ago)
Occupation: Psychologist
USCF Rating: 1257
About Me:
Daddy first, obsessive chess player second. I'm nonreligious, but consider timing out a sin. Don't bring your queen out too early, because you might beat me. Send me a game challenge!
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
- Inigo Montoya
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
- The Dread Pirate Roberts
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
- The Dude
"Yes I'm blue, but from holding my breath."
- Guster (So Long)
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands,
Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fook's,
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein."
- Warren Zevon
"Patchin' up my wings, you fear I'm gonna fly."
- me
"Once when we moved away
She came to Romulus for a day
Her Chevrolet broke down
We prayed it'd never be fixed or be found
We touched her hair"
- Sufjan Stevens (Romulus)
"I wanna get one of those big maps you put on the wall, and then I'll put pins in all the places I've traveled to, but first I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Everyone looks cooler under a black light. Except for me, because I was under the impression the mustard stain came out."
- Mitch Hedberg
"What is a barometer, exactly?"
- George Costanza
"It's pronounced thermometer."
- Kramer
"Mama forget me now, let the creek drink the cradle you sang to."
- Iron & Wine (Upward Over the Mountain)
"So I beseech you, Mr. Chess,
To let me sleep, to let me rest."
- Duncan Sheik (Mr. Chess)
"She was a firefly, I was lookin' for a light
And I caught my breath when she hit
The high notes with her eyes
Her smile sang something familiar,
I drowned in her river that night
And the moon brought the tide
I wouldn't know what to say
If called upon to speak
But we had an understanding."
- my friend Derek (Lake Erie)
"Take this sinkin' boat,
And point it home,
We've still got time."
- Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova (Falling Slowly)
"Sorrow drips into your heart through a pinhole
Just like a faucet that leaks,
And there is comfort in the sound,
But while you debate half empty or half full,
It slowly rises,
Your love is gonna drown."
- Death Cab for Cutie (Marching Bands of Manhattan)