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Member Since:
Jul 15, 2009
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Last Login:
Dec 2, 2011
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Profile Views:
553
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Points:
36
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Homepage:
tinyurl.com/2fmmoxt
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Birthday: Jun 14, 1997
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Occupation: Overworked Student
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USCF Rating: 781
About me. I'm awesome, I rule an army of minions, I fight Scottish ninjas every night with hardcover science books, I lost my calculator (again), my alarm clock kills itself every 5 minutes, my watch kills itself every 4 minutes and 59 seconds, the cake is a lie, I get mauled by lions every time I visit outer space, I nearly drowned in that forest fire a couple years back, my sister is annoying, Bush Administration is eight years in the aching, I failed the final boss, I burned my first cell project by accident, I like classical music,every couple days I lose something, I don't like homework, the devil's ashamed of me, I ate my veggies, Robust, God stopped trying to slay me after I ate that lightning bolt, I got a bunch of Halloween candy, my pet dog tried to eat me, I forgot to study for that exam, and I died. My life is average. No, seriously.