timmaylivinalie
agent delorismulva
the couch, Canada 
Member Since: Dec 18, 2007
Last Login: Nov 18, 2009
Profile Views: 5688
Points: 519
Status: sittin here thinkin how altruism is such a bad thi (21 months ago)
Occupation: i steal puppies then return them for a reward
About Me:
i like washing my hands.
there are too many humans.
the placenta came out before i did so technically i'm the "afterbirth".
there is one person i would thoroughly enjoy committing heinous acts of violence against and a bunch of others just random acts of violence.
i'm very intolerant...of lactose and other foolishness.
i wish i learned to sew so that i could fix the hole in my shorts.
when you understand why you don't believe in all possible gods you'll then understand why i don't believe in yours - abbreviated version of a quote by stephen robert that sums up my lack of religiosity.
completed my phd in iglooology june '07.
i like candles...especially when lit...and especiallier when scented and lit.
while trying to scratch my brain with a q-tip a few years back i broke an eardrum...it was completely idiotic since going through my urethra would have actually been closer.
i've been compared to kasparov in the past by many quality players. not at chess tho...baseball.
my favourite opening is e4, Nf3, d4, Rg1, resign 0-1.