EdVedder758

Have you ever noticed how some people just seem to collect bad luck like it's going out of style? Like they were born under a dark cloud or something. They trip on the sidewalk, spill coffee on their shirt, get stuck in traffic, and all before 9am. Meanwhile, you're over here feeling like a lucky rabbit's foot, with everything falling into place like magic. It's almost enough to make you feel guilty, like you're stealing their share of the universe's misfortunes. But then again, maybe they're just not looking where they're going. Or maybe it's all a cosmic joke and we're just the punchline. Either way, I think I'll just stick to my lucky socks and hope for the best.