we have been publicly berated

Submitted by mongreltiger on Tue, 06/02/2009 at 10:28am.

Greetings Team Tennessee,

Those rogues from South Carolina have questioned our intellectual superiority and moral fiber in a scathing article published in many of their second-rate rags which they call newspapers. That, or they challenged us to a team match... I don't remember which. But either way, let's show those scoundrels why all their women end up marrying Tennessee farm boys.