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Wanted! by the US Marshals Office

Submitted by Aristokatt on Fri, 08/08/2008 at 6:54am.

Do not attempt to apprehend, is armed with a vicious furry BEAST and  not afraid to use it. Call us dammit!

 
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by streetfighterchess84 - 3 years ago
Swindon England
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a face behind the trouble making :)

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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That is an impostor to throw off the authorities =P

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Your photographer must be a genius, you look good!

Innocent

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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Its amazing the manipulations that can be done with digital technologies these days!

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Bah!  A camera doesn't lie.  Where's the horse's ass... no, not PGP?

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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The last one is my best side Wink

by PrettyGoPale - 3 years ago
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My EYES!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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See what happens when you don't smile, people go blind.

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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Just show em the burrito.   dammit!

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Ummm... You need a VIP pass to see my burrito.

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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Careful, my vast radiance can singe the retinas!

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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You are a burrito with blond hair!

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Ok, here I am in a candid moment.  : )

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Next time, go for this look, k?

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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I'm standing at attention..., even though I'm sitting down Wink

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Too much information, Katt!!

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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AHHHOHHH..BLAAAAAK...... I JUST PUKED UP A KIDNEY....

BAMBI WILL PAY!

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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With one hand, Bambi gives...

and the other, she takes away.

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... ALL is right with the world once again...SmileSmileLaughing

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 3 years ago
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Something for everyone...

I dig the way Rob dances.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VELvq-faGk

"I never TRY anything... I just do it.

Wanna try me?"

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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by PrettyGoPale - 3 years ago
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It ain't the look -- it's the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykUgaR6kmSE

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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haha, I was expecting to hear a fart... good JOB!

by LisaV - 3 years ago
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now that i get a clearer view of what you look like, i feel kinda bad about beating you.

 

;)

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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If I played you 1 on 1 with a real set & no other games or distractions, it would be a different story!Wink

by LisaV - 3 years ago
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my set's real and plenty distracting, thank you very much.

by Aristokatt - 3 years ago
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... but those are two queens, distracting indeed, but gives you an unfair advantage.


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