you  look like somethin outta polish fitba hooligan, wits at all aboot.

Thanks for the cred, mate. Sorry I couldn't make out what's beyond your nautical star (screaming eagle?).

ya

Meh. There's no pleasing everyone. 

I guess it's a good thing he didn't pay for them - because the money would have been long gone (I'm saving up to have some guy run around naked in Manchester to advertise this site).

Well, when I came here you'd already had 124 views - which is more than the dude with the photo album beneath you (the torso guy). I think that the ladies have their eye on you Gumpty min!

*edit* my mistake - torso guy is actually beating you. But only by 20 views. You could win this if you made your photos more provocative.